Clever wife!!!

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty mile per
hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her
and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married
for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases
her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and
talk me out of it,"he says, "because I've been having an affair with your
best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife
stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases
the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says
insistently. Up to 60. "I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph.

"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the
boat." The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This
makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you
want?" The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've
got everything I need." she says. "Oh,really?" he inquires, "so what have
you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to
him and smiles. "The airbag." Never underestimate how a woman thinks. Moral
of the story don't buy Toyota VIOS E as it has only one airbag. The husband
sure die laa and wife goteverything. If WAJA both will jalan (no airbag)
unless WAJA premium.


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source: mymail on 30 Jul 2004